Eagerly anticipated anthology NOIR, courtesy of the wonderful Newcon Press (and featuring my story 'Silent In Her Vastness') is now available from Amazon and Spacewitch (I'd go for the latter: support the little guy!). Featuring the likes of Adam Roberts, Alex Dally MacFarlane, Paul Graham Raven, Donna Scott and Simon Kurt Unsworth and many, many more, it is to contemporary speculative fiction what mighty Poseidon is to the seas!
Also, you can get it's twin sister La Femme. Get both and you will be a monarch amid your peers. Trust me on this.
(Here's the full running order for both plus musings about my story)
Who's been eagerly anticipating this then? You, so you can wank all over it on your titting blog? You sicken me.
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