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Monday, 9 December 2013

The Venus and Mars Delusion



All articles about male and female human brains are required to have a picture like this. Sorry; it's just the law.


Another day another piece of science journalism 'proving' men and women's brains are 'hardwired' differently. Inevitable as Johnston's death and taxes. The manner in which these fresh claims, typically bereft of further studies, rocket to the top of the media (in a way quantum entanglement, say, doesn't) says more about our species's narcissism and neuroses than anything else.

The study, carried out by researchers at the University of Pennsylvania, found women's brains typically had a greater connectivity between the left and right hemispheres, equipping their owners for social skills, intuition and memory while male brains showed greater connectivity betwixt front and rear of either hemisphere (specialized for map reading, shooter games and reciting entire sketches from Monty Python's Flying Circus).

Well, I'm not going to deny these findings, but I'm skeptical of the interpretation. Certainly not while our culture is so close in time to the Victorian age and the legal ownership of wives by their husbands.

You see, here in the 21st century we talk a good equality fight but on some fundamental, subconscious level true equality terrifies us. All of us in the west, whatever gender, grasp for the comforting certainties of a regimented past and if we're too grown up nowadays to take it from the Old Testament we'll happily quaff it from a webpage with a computer generated illustration. Patriarchy is as much a comfort blanket as a cudgel.

A paragraph (tellingly) toward the end of the article had this to say:

Male and female brains showed few differences in connectivity up to the age of 13, but became more differentiated in 14- to 17-year-olds.

Hmm. So not as 'hardwired' as we may have been told. A hormonal leveling-up at best. Yet by what quantity? If the study showed we were born a certain way I'd happily swig down the 100% proof bio-determinism. But with this difference of connectivity occurring so late in the day isn't it possible experience is in play here as much as hormones? Whichever way you cut it, there's space for a fat-assed reasonable doubt to sit itself down.

Imagine my smug delight to find science writer of the year Robin McKie agrees with me.

It is biological determinism at its silly, trivial worst. Yes, men and women probably do have differently wired brains, but there is little convincing evidence to suggest these variations are caused by anything other than cultural factors. Males develop improved spatial skills not because of an innate superiority but because they are expected and encouraged to be strong at sport, which requires expertise at catching and throwing. Similarly, it is anticipated that girls will be more emotional and talkative, and so their verbal skills are emphasized by teachers and parents.
As the years pass, these different lifestyles produce variations in brain wiring – which is a lot more plastic than most biological determinists realize. This possibility was simply not addressed by Verma and her team.
(It's worth reading the entire article; far more knowledgeable than this one)

Another takeaway, this time McKie quoting (the presumably emotional and multi-tasking) Professor Dorothy Bishop:

They talk as if there is a typical male and a typical female brain – they even provide a diagram – but they ignore the fact that there is a great deal of variation within the sexes in terms of brain structure. You simply cannot say there is a male brain and a female brain.

Layman though I am, it makes a lot of sense to me. Whenever faced with these men/women/mind hack jobs I always think 'Well, how different can our particular species genders afford to be?' I mean, a human child is an expensive and long term project in evolutionary terms.

 How many years must pass before they're mature enough to survive alone? Eight years? Ten? Thirty seven? In a prehistoric world of sabre-toothed predators and no hospitals neither parent could be guaranteed to see the whole run through. A tribe isn't guaranteed either and so mommie hominid should have a temperament to become daddy hominid in the event of the latter's death. And vice verse. In light of that, I'm tempted to think rigid social gender differences came into play much later, with the invention of agriculture and the excess population that allows. 


Oh, sod it, have another one


But, hey, enough of my just-so stories. The internet's full of 'em enough. What interests me more is taking the hard results of this latest study and interpreting it in a less deterministic, do-as-yer-told manner. Because, I feel, it leads to somewhere far more interesting and perhaps a lot more hopeful.

If we take the astounding plasticity of the brain as a starting point and accept the majority of the gendered mind is culturally imposed and learned, it still makes sense the 'average' woman's brain has more inter-hemispherical connections than a man's. Her brain would have adapted to the expectations of the civilization she lives in. Ditto men.

But--and here's the thing--cultures alter their shape as they flow, much like a river. I dearly wish we could take the scanning techniques used in the study back to the middle ages and run the same experiment every half-century thereon.

Would we discover the brains of our ancestors to be more gender divided than our own? Have the Enlightenment, women's suffrage, the Geneva convention and progress generally made our brains more androgynous? Is social media pushing us further in that direction? And is this a steady process or is it accelerating?

A different sort of evolution, I guess, where memes pool into hard neurobiology. And one, for once, where individuals are truly in control of the driving wheel.

Mary Wollstonecraft, yesterday


Consider Mary Wollstonecraft, author of A Vindication Of The Rights Of Woman and mother of Mary Shelley. Perhaps her neurobiology was exceptionally 'male' for the 18th century (or, I'm tempted to think, male enough to get listened to and female enough to say something that actually mattered). Her philosophy dispersed amongst a readership who brought their daughters up just that little more equally. A century or so later, we have Pankhursts and Luxembourgs aplenty, and so on unto the modern working woman. The Wollstonecraft mind-state, once so rare, becomes the norm.

The same would apply to men here. George W Bush and Dick Cheney's brains, as assuredly vile and bullish as they are, probably lack the 'masculine' neurobiology of Genghis Khan or Alexander The Great. Extrapolating trends towards the future, then, we see a future of uni-gendered minds almost certainly less neurotic than our own.

Okay, I'm taking an idea for a walk here (or 'talking bollocks' to use the technical term) and not claiming any expertise or authority. But, to my map-reading, car-parking brain at least, it seems a shame that, now we can see gender (which is a different thing to sex of course)-- actually see it rendered in front of our eyes--we let such a discovery play into the hands of patriarchal regression.       
   




Sunday, 20 May 2012

Open Email to Adnan Oktar: I claim my Trillions (of Turkish Lira)!

Dear Adnan Oktar (or Harun Yahya, whatever you prefer),



As Turkey's foremost anti-evolutionist, back in 2008 you offered 7-10 (accounts vary) trillion Turkish Lira to anyone who could prove the existence of a 'transitional fossil' and therefore evolution. You don't seem to be currently offering it (that'll give the evolutionists the wrong impression, surely?) but, given I haven't seen David Attenborough with a diamond-tipped walking cane recently, I thought I'd try my hand.

One word for you, Mr Otkar- Archeopteryx. I can only surmise you haven't seen one of these prehistoric creatures, but they are as-near-as-damn to what you call a transitional fossil. Archeopteryxi are exactly somewhere between dinosaur and bird. A birdosaur, if you will, or Tweet-Rex.

It runs like this-

Dinosaur-----Birdosaur-------Birdie!

Or backwards through time-

Birdie------Birdosaur-------Dinosaur!

Pretty watertight, I think you'll agree.

(Addendum: I also have many pictures I've cut out of various magazines. A few of them concern this 'birdosaur' theory of mine. I can produce them upon request) 

Honestly though, I'm flabbergasted no one has sent you this evidence before so as to get their (fluctuating) trillion lira reward. I'm laughing my face into a likeness of Yoda and Lionel Ritchie's bastard child here! To think I will soon rub shoulders with the likes of Mark Zuckerberg and Chris DeBurgh. Squeeee!

(Squeeee is a thing we say on the internet, BTW. You've legally banned a few websites in your own country so I wasn't sure if you'd know that one.)

I can't come to Turkey to collect my reward (unless you can wire me some of it), but if you email me I'll happily meet you at Leicester Train station. There's a cash machine nearby.

Finally, despite your evidence of 'Darwin's fraud' being, erm... a bit too freestyle for some tastes, I'd like to thank you for making me a trillionaire. I can't begin to tell you how it'll improve my life- no more shopping at Aldi for this lad, no Siree! The first thing I intend to do is splash out on a party of surreal proportions, in which every single person I know (and their mates) gets a uniquely tailored cupcake.

But the true centerpiece of this happy new trillionaire's dingdong will be an ice statue of you, Mr Oktar Sir, riding a Diplodocus with Kim Kardashian.

Yrs,

James Worrad

Saturday, 5 May 2012

And you thought Spool Pidgin was piss-poor blogging!

An almost hypnotically cringeworthy article from the Huffington post. Grace Ellen Jones--a good fashion expert, something she should have kept to--seemingly hasn't learned from The Wire's Omar Little when he famously said- 'You come at the King, you better not miss'. I don't think she even tried to aim.



If you're gonna (very publicly) critique one of the most undisputed pieces of science ever, at least have the decency to actually read about it, not listen to what you're pals are mumbling at weed parties.



Quote- 'we are not actually the apex of human evolution, as Darwin's linear theory would have us believe.' 


Evolutionary theory does NOT claim this, not even slightly. There is no 'apex', no 'pinnacle' to evolution.



Then there's a bit about Neanderthals being our direct ancestors (Not true), 'incontrovertible' evidence human civilization is older than science say it is (Why let carbon dating get in the way of things, eh?), the generous use of the words 'quantum' and 'consciousness' (Bullshit's 'Get out of Jail Free' cards) and, before you know it, the Mayans and their bleedin' calendar arrive.



Now I'm not having a go at her lack of credentials, not at all (I don't have any either regarding evolution, just a classics degree). But if I had to write a critique about Alexander McQueen I'd at least have the decency to read his Wikipedia article, wouldn't you? It'd be the sensible thing, not to mention that it might just prevent me showing my ass to the internet at large.



I guess it's the Huffington Post I'm mad at. They should be more responsible than this, or at least tell Jones to do more research. I hate to say this, but even The Sun or The Daily Mail wouldn't print this. Is The HP simply incompetent, or might it be that putting 'Darwin was Wrong' as a title guarantees loads of irate comments, in turn generating revenue from advertising?

Precisely why I'm venting here and not over there. Apologies...