Dreamed a friend had a giant 10ft-wide brown spider on his ceiling with long sharp teeth for a face. On closer inspection (which I was a little loathe to do) it turned out to be a novelty alarm clock and house phone (you used one of its long legs apparently). 

 

My friend explained it was a hipster thing and that Jared Leto and all of Mumford and Sons had one. So that was me told.