a friend had a giant 10ft-wide brown spider on his ceiling with long
sharp teeth for a face. On closer inspection (which I was a little
loathe to do) it turned out to be a novelty alarm clock and house phone
(you used one of its long legs apparently).
My friend explained it was a
hipster thing and that Jared Leto and all of Mumford and Sons had one.
So that was me told.