Tuesday, 6 November 2012

A message from Hordak about tonight's election

"Hello, I'm Hordak, the poorly-conceived She-Ra Villain who isn't as good as Skeletor or even Mumm-Ra. I mean, come on; what am I supposed to be- a monster? A Robot? Who even gives a shit?
 I'm here to tell you not to listen to Station-To-Station-era Bowie. Vote Romney tonight, as I will be doing after killing these robot puppies me and Glenn Beck have kidnapped. Come on: why have Station to Staion-era Bowie's icy cold, stylish cheekbones when you could have a repulsive and lazily-drawn bat face like mine? VOTE ROMNEY!"

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