I'm Hordak, the poorly-conceived She-Ra Villain who isn't as good as
Skeletor or even Mumm-Ra. I mean, come on; what am I supposed to be- a
monster? A Robot? Who even gives a shit?
I'm here to tell you not to
listen to Station-To-Station-era Bowie. Vote Romney tonight, as I will
be doing after killing these robot puppies me and Glenn Beck have
kidnapped. Come on: why have Station to Staion-era Bowie's icy cold,
stylish cheekbones when you could have a repulsive and lazily-drawn bat
face like mine? VOTE ROMNEY!"